- If they don't work out, you can sell them.
- They don't come with in-laws.
- You don't have to worry about your children lookng like them.
- You never have to iron their saddle pads.
- If you get too fat for one, you can shop for a bigger one.
- They smell good when they sweat.
- You can repair their "clothes'" with duct tape.
- It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence."
- You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
- They don't want their turn at the computer.
- They turn white with age, but not bald.
- They've never heard of PMS.
- They learn to accept restraint.
- They love to go trail riding.
- They don't care what you look like as long as you have a carrot.