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15 Reasons Husbands Are Better Than Horses

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Here's an amusing list of reasons why husbands are better than our horses.

  1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
  2. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
  3.  A lame husband can still work
  4. A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be walked.
  5. Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back.
  6. They're better able to understand your puns.
  7. If they're playing hard to catch, you may be able to run them down on foot.
  8. They know their name.
  9. They pay their own bills.
  10. They apologize if they step on your toes.
  11. No saddle fitting problems.
  12. They seldom refuse to get into the vehicle.
  13. They don't panic, yelling and running all through the house when you leave them alone.  (Unless you left the kids too.)
  14. For a nominal fee, you can hire someone else to clip them.
  15. They don't like the lady next door just as well as you just because she fed him for 3 days straight.

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