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How Many Horses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
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THOROUGHBRED:
Who ME??  Do WHAT?  I'm scared of light bulbs!  I'm outta here!
 
ARABIAN:
Someone else do it.  It might get my silky mane dirty and besides, who's gonna read me the instructions?
 
QUARTER HORSE:
Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
 
STANDARDBRED:
Oh, for Pete's Sake, give me the damn bulb and let's be done with it.
 
SHETLAND:
Give it to me.  I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.
 
FRIESIAN:
I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.
 
BELGIAN:
Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
 
WARMBLOOD:
Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English?  Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K?  I am NOT changing lightbulbs.  Make the Thoroughbred get back here and do it.
 
MORGAN:
Me! Me! Me!  Pleeease let me!  I wanna do it!  I'm gonna do it!  I know how, really I do!  Just watch!  My parole officer said it's okay, really!  And when we're done we can go over to the neighbors and chase their cats!
 
APPALOOSA:
Y'all are a bunch of losers.  We don't need to change the lightbulb.  I ain't scared of the dark.  And someone make that dang Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
 
HAFLINGER:
That thing I ate was a lightbulb?
 
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